Clive’s new corporate overlords give Clive statutory holidays so Clive is going travelling.
Clive was going to go to India but he’d heard it was full of English twenty-somethings looking for their souls. It seemed odd to Clive that they had lost their souls to begin with or that a soul from Kent had ended up in India.
Clive wasn’t looking for his soul or meaning he just wanted to see and learn new things, so Clive went to Japan.
Japanese porn was odd though